Meet Delightful Guide, From Vancouver, Canada

Delightful Guide has very strong opinions about what makes a disco suit worth wearing, and the vibrant colors on theirs were absolutely non-negotiable. The tiara stays on at all times, even during the awkward moments when it catches on the microphone they're holding mid-song. Those disco ball glasses aren't just for show, either—Delightful Guide genuinely believes that if you can't see yourself reflected in your own eyewear, you're not trying hard enough. They once got into a heated debate with Zesty Solar about whether a flaming torch or a microphone was the superior stage prop, and they still haven't let it go. The charm bracelet jingles with every emphatic gesture, which is basically all the time, because subtlety is for chameleons with less to say.