Meet Bold Birch, From San Diego, CA

Bold Birch has a phone permanently glued to their hand and a feathered headdress that occasionally sheds during emotional moments, which is often because they fall in love approximately three times per week. The candy-colored scales shift through pastels whenever someone walks by, which Bold Birch finds both a blessing (very on-brand) and a curse (no poker face whatsoever). They wear a sports jersey with the kind of commitment most chameleons reserve for survival instincts, despite having never actually played a sport and openly despising running. The phone gets checked every ninety seconds for notifications from whoever has currently captured their heart, though Silver Galaxy claims Bold Birch spent six months texting them love poems before realizing they'd been messaging the wrong contact the whole time. Honestly, Bold Birch would probably declare their feelings for a vending machine if it complimented their feathered headdress just once.