Meet Zany Ivy, From Paris, France

Zany Ivy spends most afternoons staring into a crystal ball while wearing aurora-colored everything, which has somehow convinced them they can predict which snacks will run out at the commune first (they are wrong every time, but the confidence is unshakeable). The flipup shades stay permanently flipped up, the headphones are permanently on, and the fanny pack contains exactly seventeen half-finished journals and one (1) mint from 2019. They once tried to explain the spiritual significance of their hippie outfit to Pixel Soul, who responded by pointing at their lava lamp and asking if Ivy thought *that* was "just vibes," and the tension has been deliciously awkward ever since. Zany Ivy genuinely believes they are a conduit for interdimensional wisdom, which mostly manifests as unsolicited advice about auras and a deep grudge against microwaves. Do not ask them about their college major.