Meet Crimson Moss, From London, UK

Crimson Moss wears eclipse glasses indoors, outdoors, and at formal dinners, mostly to make sure everyone knows they're thinking about something you're not. The peacock coloring shifts across their skin like they're perpetually judging your life choices, which they are. They keep a beret tilted at an angle that suggests hours of mirror practice, paired with a punk outfit that somehow works despite logic saying it shouldn't. Sonic Ruckus once tried to out-smug Crimson Moss at a party and went home early, climbing axe in hand, absolutely defeated. Diamond studs catch whatever light exists in the room and redirect it toward Crimson Moss's face, because subtlety is for chameleons with less self-awareness. The compass they carry isn't for navigation; it's for pointing at other chameleons' mistakes with mathematical precision.