Meet Scholastic Summit, From Sundergarh, OD

Scholastic Summit refuses to remove the propeller hat even indoors, claiming it helps with "cognitive airflow," which is nonsense, but the nerd glasses and wizard robes suggest someone who has committed fully to the bit.

The climbing gear hanging off their robes has never actually been used for climbing, mostly for dramatically rappelling down from library shelves to retrieve overdue books (which they then refuse to return because "the system is broken").

Their rivalry with Playful Topaz started over pizza toppings at the Chameleon Council meeting and has since evolved into an elaborate points system nobody else understands or wants to understand.

Holds a slice of pizza in one clawed hand at all times, not out of hunger but as a philosophical statement about the intersection of casual dining and academic pursuit.

Has written a seventeen-page manifesto about why pineapple on pizza is actually a gateway drug to chaos, and makes eye contact while eating it specifically to upset people.

The earth tones in their scales fade and brighten depending on mood, which means they are currently a shade of frustrated burnt sienna and have been for three days straight.