Meet Magnificent Thunder, From Copenhagen, Denmark

Magnificent Thunder wears aviators indoors, outdoors, and in situations where eyewear actively makes things worse, which they defend with the intensity of someone protecting national secrets. The beehive hairdo sits atop their head like a tiny monument to bad decisions made in 1962, except they refuse to apologize for it. Their earth-toned overalls have exactly seventeen pockets, most of which contain sand from beaches they've visited while carrying that surfboard around like it's a musical instrument. Once, they tried to explain their surfing philosophy to Mossy Crystal, who was wearing a tutu and a crown, and the conversation ended with both of them agreeing that the other had "commitment issues." Magnificent Thunder's idea of adventure involves showing up somewhere unexpected, looking completely out of place, and somehow making it work anyway. They're the kind of chameleon who would drive eight hours to try a sandwich they read about on a forum from 2009.