Meet Playful Topaz, From Amsterdam, Netherlands

Playful Topaz refuses to be taken seriously, which is ironic given the enormous trophy they carry around like it's a newborn child. The ice cream headwear is permanent—they've stopped explaining why, and frankly, so have we. Their coral reef coloring shifts through shades that would make a sunset jealous, though they spend most of their time indoors under fluorescent lights complaining about it. They once challenged Vivid Kiwi to a trophy-carrying race and lost spectacularly while wearing those goggles, which they claim were fogged up on purpose. Playful Topaz treats chaos like a hobby and accomplishment like a punchline, which makes them either the worst motivational speaker or the best party guest depending on who you ask.