Meet Kind Byte, From Copenhagen, Denmark

Kind Byte showed up to the annual Candy Convention in a tuxedo and reading glasses, which would've been perfectly respectable if they weren't clutching a skateboard like it was their most prized possession and visibly fighting to keep their eyes open through the keynote speech. The reading glasses slide down their candy-colored snout every thirty seconds, creating a tired little ritual of adjustment that somehow makes them look both scholarly and completely checked out of reality. They once challenged Playful Topaz to a midnight skateboard race, lost within three blocks, and have spent the last six months pretending it never happened. Their tuxedo is impeccably maintained, which makes the skateboard jokes even funnier because everyone assumes they're joking until Kind Byte actually rides it. Mostly they just sit in corners looking half-asleep while holding their board like it's a security blanket, occasionally muttering opinions about why everyone else is too loud.