Meet Crimson Baron, From Raleigh, NC

Crimson Baron showed up to the jungle one day in full welding gear, a flaming torch in one hand and absolutely zero explanation for either choice. The welding helmet sits permanently on their head, visor down, which makes it genuinely unclear if they can see where they're going or if that's just part of the bit. They keep a tool belt strapped on at all times, though no one has ever witnessed them actually fix anything, only stand menacingly near broken things while humming. The jungle green and orange tones of the canopy somehow make the whole outfit work in a way that defies logic, like Crimson Baron has achieved what fashion magazines have been chasing for years by complete accident. Their rivalry with Magical Comet intensified last month when Magical Comet's boombox drowned out Crimson Baron's attempt to have a "serious conversation" about the proper way to hold a torch, and they've been silently plotting ever since. Mostly, Crimson Baron just wants to be taken seriously, and the flaming torch is non-negotiable on that front.