Meet Cosmic Flint, From Cape Town, South Africa

Cosmic Flint showed up to the forest one day wearing antlers, a letterman jacket, and dog tags, and has refused to explain any of it. The forest green color scheme works, sure, but the foam finger they're perpetually holding suggests a sports enthusiasm that nobody has ever actually witnessed them display. Their rivalry with Bold Birch mostly consists of Cosmic Flint insisting that a phone is "just a brick with anxiety," while Bold Birch takes selfies in the background. They have the vibe of someone who joined the football team in high school, quit after three days, but kept the jacket as a trophy of their own poor decision-making. Goofy doesn't begin to cover it—Cosmic Flint once tried to convince an entire group of mushrooms that they were "basically a coach" and should be respected accordingly. Their dog tags jingle whenever they move, which they seem to find hilarious, even though nobody else does.