Meet Bold Topaz, From Turner, OR

Bold Topaz showed up to the mall in a tie dye poodle skirt and heart glasses, immediately began a campaign against khaki, and has not stopped since. The bow perched on their head stays there through sheer spite, and the hoop earrings jangle like tiny rebellion bells every time they refuse to blend in. They once accused Sparkly Honey of selling out by even *looking* at that blockbuster card, which started a three-week silent treatment that ended only when Sparkly Honey showed up with matching shopping bags. Bold Topaz is currently carrying approximately four shopping bags from stores that probably don't exist anymore, which they consider a personal victory. They believe pastel is a conspiracy and that rules are suggestions written by people who are terrified of fun.