Meet Merry Maverick, From Austin, TX

Merry Maverick moves through life at exactly one speed: maximum, usually while wearing a sombrero that has somehow survived three separate incidents involving ceiling fans. The storm-colored scales, dark sunglasses, and gold chain combo suggests someone who showed up to a business meeting and decided to make it everyone's problem. They carry a briefcase everywhere, though no one has ever seen it opened, and rumors suggest it contains either tax documents or seventeen energy drinks. Once challenged Wonderful Nitro to a dice game in the parking lot and is still convinced the outcome was rigged, mostly because they lost. The necktie stays on at all times, even when absolutely inappropriate, which Merry insists is "a commitment to the bit" and refuses to explain further. Basically, if chaos wore sunglasses and a sombrero, it would probably ask Merry for style tips.