Meet Witty Blossom, From Phoenix, AZ

Witty Blossom showed up to the royal court one day in full viking regalia, a katana across their chest, and nobody has had the nerve to ask why. The bioluminescent scales make them glow like a neon sign at a dive bar, which they seem to enjoy specifically because it makes it impossible to sneak anywhere. That samurai kabuto sits at a permanent angle because Witty insists it looks "more threatening" tilted, and the gold chain draped over the viking outfit serves no practical purpose except to jingle when they walk and annoy everyone in a five-foot radius. They spend most afternoons arguing with Delightful Guide about whether a microphone or a katana is the superior conversation starter, and somehow Witty always wins, mostly by just staring. The thing nobody expects is that underneath all the bioluminescent flex and samurai steel, they're genuinely hilarious, in a way that catches people off guard, like a punch line that glows in the dark.